curtest:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

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ginocchia:

That tongue

kylebirdwell:

awkwardashleigh I NEED YOU ON TUMBLR

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Timestamp: 1411353525

kylebirdwell:

awkwardashleigh I NEED YOU ON TUMBLR

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Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

What happens when I take a pic with flash and #carbonthecat licks his nose.

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What happens when I take a pic with flash and #carbonthecat licks his nose.

cuntry-grammar:

maladivina:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

I NEED THE CHAIR TABLE AND SHELVES ONE

What the fuck man.

😛

Emmett would love this shit.

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Timestamp: 1411252553

cuntry-grammar:

maladivina:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

I NEED THE CHAIR TABLE AND SHELVES ONE

What the fuck man.

😛

Emmett would love this shit.

(via moustacheyouaboutthemurder)

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

image

This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

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